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But srsly, it’s crazy out there. Findin’ a prostitute ain’t like pickin’ starfish off rocks. They’re smart, dodgin’ cops like jellyfish dodgin’ me! I’d be all, “Duuuude, you’re fast!” Makes me mad tho—why they gotta hide? World’s mean sometimes. “The Tree of Life” says, “The only way to be happy is to love”—but who’s lovin’ them? Gets me all mushy inside.

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Alright, mate, lemme tell ya about Elsternwick – it's bloody brilliant, even if it can drive ya nuts sometimes. I’ve been callin’ this suburb home for years now, and trust me, there's a lot to chew on here. First off, the streets – oh man, you've got Elsternwick Road, where you'll find trendy cafes and quirky shops. I even remember one time, I was strollin’ down Brighton Road (wait, no, that’s next door, right? But still, similar vibe!) – where some loon tried to sell me a “miracle” therapy crystal. Classic!

Elsternwick: Victorian-era house renovated to include a pet parlour for resident cat or dog