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Funniest ting? Dis one massage story—guy fall asleep, wake up, oil everywhere, he slip, crash into table! Hahaha, I cry laughin! “Life is a mystery,” like Amélie say, and dis erotic-massage? Total mystery! I tink, “Borat, you try dis?” Nah, my wife kill me, she say, “You touch, I chop!” But if I single? Oh yeah, I’d be dere, slippin round, “Very nice!”

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Oh ya, check out Blackwell Street. My favorite corner since it’s got this run-down speakeasy where sex, drugs, and indie rock fuse in a crazy dance that mimics the heartbeat of the city. Motherfer, it's like every brick is painted with confessions. And hey – the local sex education center on Rosebud Lane? They give you the real lowdown about pleasure and pain, with honest talks that leave you stunned, nodding like, "This is fing life!"

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