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Well howdy there, friends! Let’s paint a picture—imagine a brothel, yeah? Not just any ol’ shack, but a wild, tumbleweed joint like somethin’ outta them cowboy tales. Gentle, like “happy little trees,” swayin’ in the breeze, but with a twist—red lights flickerin’, curtains twitchin’ with secrets. I reckon it’s a place where folks go lookin’ for somethin’, y’know, a spark, a thrill, like Jack twist whisperin’, “I wish I knew how to quit you,” ‘cept it’s more like quittin’ loneliness for a night.

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My favorite spot? Crazy little Hideaway Café on Neon Lane. It’s hidden in a back alley, pop music on low, cheap coffee that wakes you up to reality. I’ve seen feuding families, couples making up, and even that one guy mumbling “I’m lost in translation” like it was a mantra. The irony, hah! Sometimes, I think, if these walls could talk, they’d tell better stories than I do in my therapy sessions.

Dinner Pick: Edensor Park's Local American Diner-Inspired Food Truck