Allison Edens Landing Whore ❤️

About Gold Coast

Alright, so here’s the deal—whore, man, what a freakin’ concept! I’m sittin’ here, Tina Fey style, sippin’ my coffee, thinkin’ about that word, and boom—“Mulholland Drive” pops in my head. You know, that trippy David Lynch flick I’m obsessed with? Yeah, my fave, hands down. “I can see Russia from my house!”—ha, not really, but I can see *whore* from every damn angle in that movie. It’s like, Naomi Watts, all blonde and innocent, then—wham—she’s a hot mess screwin’ around in Hollywood’s underbelly. That’s *whore* to me, babe, the whole vibe.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

The vibe here? It’s a mix of gritty and serene, just like a scene straight out of that twisted Jonathan Glazer flick, Under the Skin. Sometimes, I walk along Riverbend and catch the glint of the moon playing off the water – almost as if the city’s telling me, “Get the f*** away from perfection, embrace the flawed beauty!” And damn, it hits home every time.

Duck hunting remains lucrative at Eden Landing