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Oh, and the oils – slippery as a politician’s promise! Lavender, coconut, whatever – smells like hippy bollocks. Sarcastic cheer here – “Ooh, so exotic, you wanker!” Still, gets ya loose, them tight shoulders melting. Ever tried it? Don’t lie, ya curious sod! Reckon it’s overhyped tho – 9 times outta 10, it’s just a tease. Like *Boyhood*, builds up slow, then – nowt! Still, if ya got the dosh, why not? Just don’t tell the missus, eh – she’d have me bollocks! Cheers, you tosser, next round’s on you!

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Enjoy an amazing full professional body massage in our clean and relaxing shop with new, cute and friendly Asian masseuses who are strictly selected.

I work as a relaxation specialist, so I pick up on tiny vibes. Often, the warm hues of sunset on Victoria Lane spark meditative thoughts – "the universe is in constant motion, yet our hearts can find stillness." I'd say sometimes I get so mesmerized I almost levitate, haha! There’s also Solace Square – honestly, a perfect tiny haven where locals whisper secrets about the hidden charm of our urban soul. Sometimes I get angry when noisy tourists disturb the zen, but then I chill thinking, "Why so serious, man?"

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