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So, check it—I tried this sexual-massage spot once, right? Hidden in some sketchy alley, smelled like sage and desperation. This chick, she’s rubbin’ me down, and I’m like, “Yo, is this allowed to feel *this* good?” She’s hittin’ spots I didn’t even know I had—muscles screamin’, “What is this sorcery?!” Little known fact, tho—back in ancient Rome, they’d do this shit with olive oil and call it “healin’.” Healin’ my ass—it’s foreplay with extra steps! I’m layin’ there, thinkin’, “This is some *Leviathan* shit—‘Man is a wolf to man,’ but with lube!”

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My fav spot is this slightly hidden cafe on East Side Boulevard – yeah, the one with the wonky sign. I often practice my zen vibes there, watchin’ the broads mix with coffee steam. I’ll tell you, the aroma there makes my massage oils seem tame. It’s like, the perfect calm after the day’s chaos.

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