Lauren Eaglehawk Whore ❤️

About Melbourne

I see her, struttin’, bold as hell. Reminds me of that line – “You’re a woman, act like one!” But she don’t. She flips it, owns it. That’s whore to me – breakin’ rules, smashin’ expectations. I must break you, I think, but damn, she’s breakin’ me! Got me laughin’, mad, all twisted up. Like, how’s she so free, huh? Hustlin’ since forever – fact: oldest gig in the book, ancient Babylon bitches taxed for it! Wild, right?

Animal Database

Man, I can get a bit hyper sometimes (sorry if my brain’s racing like a dodgy modem), but what can I say? Eaglehawk makes me feel alive! I get so mad at times – traffic on Murray Street is a nightmare most days – but then the same place fills me with joy when I land the perfect match on our dating site. It’s a love/hate kinda vibe, sure as heck noisy, messy, and utterly real.

Smoking ambulance sees patient transferred, vehicle towed away