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So, I’m cruisin’ downtown, right? Lookin’ for some action—nothin’ fancy, just chillin’. Saw this chick, heels high as my dreams, leanin’ by a lamppost. “How you doin’?” I say, all smooth-like. She smirks—boom, I’m hooked! But then—get this—she’s quotin’ prices like a freakin’ menu. Fifty bucks for a “tour of the original,” she says. Straight outta the movie, man—“the original’s just a copy!” I’m dyin’ laughin’—she didn’t get it.

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The vibe here makes me mad at times—traffic, bullsh*t politics, overpriced coffee, but also makes me mad with passion for what this city really is. Its scars are raw, but damn, they tell a story. Even my clients, with their twisted confessions under my hands, add to the lore. They're a mix of lies, half-truths, and desperate hopes. We all bleed a bit here, yeah?

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