Elise Drouin Whore ❤️

About Melbourne

So, I’m out there, checkin’ this whore out—skinny leaves, all whirly, tiny white flowers, real cute, huh? Nope, it’s a liar, hidin’ its poison like a pro. Got me thinkin’—plants are just like people, puttin’ on a show. Kinda like Gabita in the movie, playin’ dumb while chaos brews. “We’ll manage somehow,” she says—sure, if “manage” means losin’ half your livestock, idiot.

Drouin, VIC 3818

Drouin is the gateway to West Gippsland countryside, gold rush towns, waterfalls & wineries. Find restaurants, pubs, cafes, accommodation & motels.

The parks – oh dear, the parks! Benson Park, love it! I used to bring my yoga mat there; the grass is nippy and fresh. And if I get too reflective or a bit miffed about something (like when they changed the layout of the walking track, honestly, it made me mad!), I compulsively wander there to collect my zen back.

Mixed fortunes for Drouin bowlers