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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m a merchandiser, slingin’ goods all day, and now ya want me to yap about sexual-massage? Fine, I’ll bite—don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s rainin’! I’m picturin’ it now: dim lights, oil slicker than a politician’s handshake, hands kneadin’ ya like dough. It’s all “relaxation,” they say, but I ain’t buyin’ that crap so easy. Reminds me of *Requiem for a Dream*—ya know, my fave flick—where everythin’ starts all dreamy, then bam, you’re screwed six ways to Sunday. “Ass to ass!”—that’s the vibe I get when I think of some shady massage joint.

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I gotta say, sometimes I chuckle at the irony. You ever see Mulholland Drive? There's this bit, "This is the secret too," and I swear, that's what Donvale whispers to me every day. It's not perfect, sometimes it goes haywire – like when the power cuts on Sycamore Road mid-night and you're left wonderin' if it's a sign or just silly luck.

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