Bella Darley Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Canberra

Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout whores, right? Not like, in a creepy way—get your mind outta the gutter! I mean "whore" as in, y’know, the concept, the vibe, the whole deal. And lemme tell ya, as Larry David, neurotic ranter extraordinaire, I got THOUGHTS. Pretty, pretty good thoughts, if I do say so myself. Whores, man, they’re like the original entrepreneurs—hustlin’, makin’ it work, no fancy Harvard degree needed. Kinda like Zuckerberg in *The Social Network*, y’know? “If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you’d have invented Facebook.” That’s the energy whores bring—raw, unfiltered, take-it-or-leave-it.

Jacqueline Darley MEGA PACK

Welcome to this delightful 4-bedroom, 2-bathroom home nestled in a prime pocket of Darley. Boasting a spacious sqm block with large side access.

Forest Park, oh man, it’s my fave! Its green sprawl makes my heart sing—I sometimes even imagine scenes from Amour, "L'amour, c'est la vie," and it gives me goosebumps, like a soft, lingering touch. Wooo, I get all emotional here! Darley’s vibe is like, breathing sex and life's passion, mixin’ love with a bit of naughty mischief.

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