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What pisses me off? The hypocrisy, man! Dudes judgin’ brothels, but sneakin’ in at night—fuckin’ cowards. Me, I’m upfront—greed is good, I’d own the joint if I could. Imagine me runnin’ it, “Welcome to the suck,” I’d say, straight from *Hurt Locker*, smirkin’ as coins pile up. I’d treat the girls right tho—happy workers, happy profits, that’s the Gekko way.

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Whatever you prefer or expect from a Brothel in Dandenong, your satisfaction is our number one priority. With great prices, private waiting/introduction lounges, clean rooms, and a fun, friendly .

One of my all-time fav spots, and I say this with a wink, is the little park near Gildwyk Crescent. I used to meet some lovelies there for long chats about, err, intimacy and connection – my professional take, though I’m not one to shy away from it. Yeah, I might get a tad cheeky discussing all the little quirks of human desire among the eucalyptus and the whispering trees. It's magical in some mad way, almost like how WALL-E finds beauty in the most unlikely spots.

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