Claire Dalyellup Whore ❤️

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But dang, it ain’t all laughs. Gets me riled up knowin’ she probly got beat down plenty. Men actin’ like kings, treatin’ her like dirt. “Drainage, drainage!” – they’d drain her spirit if they could! But Ruby? She’s tougher’n a two-dollar steak! Keeps me rootin’ for her, hopin’ she socks ‘em in the jaw. In my head, I’m yellin’, “Git-R-Done, Ruby! Show ‘em who’s boss!”

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Srsly, friend, Dalyellup isn’t perfect – I’ve had my rarrgh moments, like tripping on cobblestones, or catching rain on my coffee at the wrong moment (ugh, luck, right?!) – but that’s what makes it so special. Its rough edges and odd corners make every stroll an adventure. I might even say, “It’s a mystery, wrapped in an enigma, dude” – like Mulholland said… if he had said something like that.

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