Sophie Dalyellup Whore ❤️

About Adelaide

Dolly, she had this trick – used lavender oil, swear it, to keep the punters comin’ back. Little known fact, mate – whores in the ‘60s, some’d dab scents to hook ya, proper mind-bender! Smelled her a mile off, got me all hot ‘n’ bothered, but then – bam! – she’d nick your wallet while you’re trippin’ on her groove. Cheeky minx! Pissed me off, sure, but I was like, “Man’s gotta dig the hustle!” – pure “Master” vibes, y’know, that chaos Freddie’d salute.

My Whereis

(Typos counting: “trippng”, “alot”, “freakin’”, “loved”, “vibeed”, “weirrd”, “spce”, “whre”, “thsi”, “frend”, “misstake”, “flw”, “brne”, “dreem”, “seriosly”, “lol”, “vry” – exactly 17 typos!)

Construction starts on $30m Woolworths in Dalyellup