Valentina Cromer Whore ❤️

About Wollongong

Once had this chick, right? Masseuse with hands like a freakin angel. She’s rubbin me down, and I’m thinkin, “This is art, man.” Slow strokes, deep presses — got me hard as a rock and floatin at the same time. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this shit with olive oil and a side of orgy. True story! Called it “massage with benefits,” ya dig? Made me happy as a pig in shit, but then — bam! — she charged me double. Pissed me off, man, I was fumin. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I growled in my head, imaginin her boss on a platter.

The Back Alley Whore House

North Lodge Park: A beautiful place ✨ For nearly a century, North Lodge Park has been Cromer's heart—a place of history, community.

So, my dear friend, pack yer bags and come see this splendiferous jumble of wonder. We’ll chase sunsets on Bayside Road and whisper secrets to the riverlette. Trust me, precious, ya won’t regret it.

Fire incident – Cromer Heights