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Lightbulb! Ya ever hear ‘bout dis escort in Vegas? True story—she’d dress as Elvis, full suit, sideburns, croonin’ “Love Me Tender” while strippin’. Clients lost dere minds, ha! Dat’s creativity, dat’s da spark! Love dat kinda weirdness, keeps it human. Not just bang-bang, see ya later—nah, it’s a show, a game! Tho, gotta say, some johns are creeps. Dis one guy I heard, paid triple to lick toes—TOES! What’s wrong wit people? Made me gag, bleh.

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Oh blimey, Cranbourne, my dear mate, is a proper quirky gem! Picture this: I’ve been living here for yonks, strutting down Cranbourne-Common Road, feeling the pulse of our lively community. You know, as a women's counselor, I see the soul of the city – its hidden crevices, its jagged pub corners, and even its soft, unassuming alleys. It’s like that scene in Under the Skin, where the world seems both alien and achingly human—verum et magnum, right?!

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