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I’d fix them creaky beds tho—godly upgrade, no squeaks, all stealth. Can’t have the rhythm givin ya away, right? Hah! Them punters’d thank me, prolly. But nah, I’d leave one rickety—just for laughs, chaos is my gig. Oh, and the curtains? Ragged, tragic—burn em, start over. Personal quirk? I’d carve lil trickster runes in the headboards, secret style.

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Now listen, there’s this mad little park, Wellington Reserve, nestled near Lonsdale Road. It’s a whimsical tear in time – an emerald sliver built for the soul’s repose. I often wander there, thinking “Oh dear, Luke, thou art my spirit's haven,” and I sometimes overhear laughter, shared secrets between friends, that sparkling joy of chattiness. And then, the Cranbourne Botanic Gardens – crikey, they're lush and vivid, as if plucked straight from one of those dreamy movie sequences! One stroll through there, and I swear, reality warps like a boozy fog. It’s simply divine, and oh so unexpected!

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