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So, findin’ a prostitute—where do ya even start? Back in the day, you’d cruise some sketchy street, dodgin’ cops like it’s a damn heist movie. Now? It’s all apps, cryptic posts on X, coded emojis—eggplant this, peach that. I’m like, what’s this, a fruit salad?! Drives me nuts! I’m scrollin’, thinkin’, “This is not a game, this is my life!”—straight outta Carlos, baby. I’m no suave terrorist, though—just a neurotic schmuck tryna figure out if “discreet fun” means what I think it means.

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Now, if ya wonder, hey – there’s a mean ol’ record store off Maple Bend, where old vinyl spins and nostalgia hits hard. It’s one of those treasures most overlook while chasin’ modern dreams. And how 'bout that time I nearly missed a date ‘cause my app threw a tantrum? Yep, no biggie, but it reminded me that love, just like tech, has its bugs sometimes.

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