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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Eric Cartman, the Auctioneer, and I’m gonna tell ya ‘bout prostitutes, ‘cause I freakin’ rule! Respect my authoritah! So, prostitutes, man, they’re out there hustlin’, sellin’ their goods like it’s some kinda Thai jungle market from *Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives*—ya know, that weird-ass movie I freakin’ love? It’s all slow and trippy, and I’m like, “What the hell, Boonmee, you seein’ past lives or just high as balls?” Anyway, prostitutes—they’re like that, man, livin’ multiple lives, past and present, all mashed up in one hot mess!

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Ohhhh, my precious, you won't believe, eh? Coolum-Beach is, y'know, a wild mix of beauty and grit, yes, yes, precious! Me heart leaps when I sees it! Listen, listen… I gotta tell ya about this bonza town – it's like from, err… that movie, The Tree of Life, where nature and spirit dance, oh yes, my love!

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