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Quirk time—imagined a brothel on Mars, ha! Red planet, red lights—terraformin morale, one client at a time. Elon brain go zoom. Probs too dank for OSHA tho. Oh, fun fact—Amsterdam’s got window displays, human vending machines basically. Saw it once, jaw dropped—efficient af but creepy, like uncanny valley sexbots. “There’s no smoking in the airport,” movie line fits—rules in brothels tighter than ya think, no free-for-all.

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We are specialized in Traditional Thai Massage, Thai Aroma Oil, Hot Oil Massage (Deep Tissue), Thai-Sports Massage, Reflexology.

I get so hyped ‘bout the local sunsets – they remind me a bit of that raw intensity in A History of Violence. The city’s got that tough edge, a wee bit dangerous, like every day is chaotic but oh-so-beautiful. And lemme tell ya, sometimes I get so mad at the tourists who treat these streets like they’re just backgrounds in a selfie – I mean, put some respect on our turf, ya know?!

Ali Day clinches 10th win in Coolangatta Gold swan song