Amelia Colyton Whore ❤️

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Oh, oh! Fun story – there’s this legend bout a whore in France, 1700s, who conned a duke outta his gold. She’s all flirty, “Ooh la la,” then poof – gone with his stash! Cracks me up, wish I had that nerve. I’d be all, “Marge, you’re too chicken!” in my head. Maybe I’d try it on Homer, heh. Prolly just get donut crumbs instead, hmm…!

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Now, let me tell ya 'bout the hidden gems. Ever hit up The Moonlit Cafe on Crescent Lane? It’s a low-key spot, and I been goin’ there non-stop. I get lost in memories, thinkin’ of when I first arrived. Had to work through some tough times, mad crazy and exampel mind-blowin’, but nah, I stayed up—'cause like Kanye said, "You gotta be a self-made, self-motivated genius."

Inside the charming Devonshire town of Colyton, home to a delightful vintage tram service