Ashley Collingwood Park Brothel ❤️

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What pisses me off? Them prudes shamin’ the game. Brothels been around forever—ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars, walls scratched with dick pics and reviews, like Yelp for togas! Surprised me how open they were, no sneakin’. I’m jazzed thinkin’ Moulin Rouge! glammed it up—those colors, that “sparkling diamond” energy, makes me wanna twirl a scythe and sing! But real talk, some joints were dark—girls stuck, no choice, that shit burns me up.

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I gotta tell ya, I got mad at times too, oh so mad! That blasted traffic around Collingwood Square, my precious, it infuriates me to no end. The locals gripe about it, and even I crack a joke – "Traffic, tricks, and dragons!" There’s such irony, I tells ya, referencing the movie lines, my precious... oh yes, like those blood-stained secrets in the dark corners of that film!

Collingwood Park changerooms in line for upgrade