Jasmine Collie Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Brisbane

Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, thinkin’ bout whores – not in a dodgy way, mind! – and I reckon I’ve cracked it, yeah? Picture this: me, David Brent, the ultimate mourner, weepin’ like a pro at the thought of a good ol’ whore. Not just any tart, mind you, but one with a story, a proper Zero Dark Thirty vibe – gritty, intense, like Jessica Chastain huntin’ bin Laden, innit? “This is what we do, we get dirty!” – that’s the whore life, yeah, muckin’ in, no faff.

Short-haired collie or smooth collie

Oh, and the river! Collie Creek, it’s gurgling, twisting, and turning along the side of town. I once sat its banks, sss, musing on the family dynamics of our little world. Hugely emotional, it was, like when The Grand Budapest Hotel whispered, “Rudeness is simply the expression of fear,” yes, precious, such words echoing everywhere!

Collie-Cardiff RSL prepares to hold Anzac Day services and commemorate veterans