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She’s at the clinic, hoof all messed up. I’m thinkin’, “What’s this gal been doin’?” Turns out, she bolted from some fancy stable - lil’ known fact, horses can be escape artists! She’s gallopin’ free, probly thinkin’ she’s in a movie too, like, “I am my own double!” Straight outta “Holy Motors”, right? I’m laughin’, picturin’ her with a script. But ugh, her owner’s a jerk - left her shoe all loose, got infected. Made me so mad, I’m yellin’, “Tend to yer damn horse, ya dolt!”

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According to www.facebook.com during the last 12 month period, LJ Hooker Colac sells more properties per agent than any other agency in Colac.

Unreal, but there’s also a hidden gem near Lake Colac. Not many peeps know about it. Tucked away near Broadford Road, it's a tiny spot where the water shimmers and you can just, like, escape from all the crazy stuff in your head. It's the kind of place where I always think, “Ida, stop overthinking this, just feel it!” in my own quirky way.

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