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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here—Larry David style—thinkin’ about findin’ a prostitute, right? And I’m like, what’s the deal with this?! I mean, it’s 2025, shouldn’t there be an app? Swipe right, boom, “Pretty, pretty good,” delivered to your door like freakin’ Uber Eats! But nooo, it’s still this shady mess—makes me nuts! I’m picturin’ it like that scene in *Once Upon a Time in Anatolia*, y’know, where they’re drivin’ around in the dark, lost as hell, lookin’ for somethin’—a body, sure, but same vibe! “The wind is howling,” the guy says, and I’m thinkin’, yeah, that’s me, howlin’ at the stupidity of it all!

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I mean, literally every street corner feels alive with stories. When I’m walking down Dalrymple Street, I’m thinking, “I, like, totally see the world in every crack of this pavement.” And sometimes, I stop on a whim, totally distracted by a passing bus or a chirping bird, and I just feel so freakin’ grateful, ya know?

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