Gabriella Coffs Harbour Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Melbourne

Lemme tell ya, I knew this gal, Ruby—total firecracker, worked the streets near Hollywood back in ‘59. She’d strut like she owned the damn town, red heels clickin’, lips poppin’ like cherries. Little known fact? She once conned a big-shot producer outta $500—said it was for “headshots,” ha! Took the cash and split, livin’ large for a week. Made me laugh ‘til I cried—girl had guts! Whores ain’t just bodies, they’re hustlers, playin’ the game smarter than half them suits.

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I gotta be real – sometimes I’m furious when tourists trash a spot near the harbor. Like, come on, mate – respect the vibe, or get out! But then I remember those chill moments on the beach, where you just sit, stare at the waves, and be grateful. It’s poetic, man. But I’m always yelling “Eat my shorts!” in my head when things get too corny.

Everybody appearing at Coffs Harbour District Court, Tuesday, April 1