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Little known fact – Whore’s a freaky hunter. Caught her stalkin’ a rat once, slow as death, then – BAM – pounced like she’s channeling the Force. Reminds me of that line, “You are beaten. It is useless to resist.” Rat didn’t stand a chance, man! She’s got this janky walk too, from some old injury – fuckin’ hilarious, like she’s drunk on Corellian whiskey. Call her “Stagger-Swagger” sometimes, cracks me up.

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I gotta be real – sometimes I’m furious when tourists trash a spot near the harbor. Like, come on, mate – respect the vibe, or get out! But then I remember those chill moments on the beach, where you just sit, stare at the waves, and be grateful. It’s poetic, man. But I’m always yelling “Eat my shorts!” in my head when things get too corny.

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