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About Wollongong

Oi, mate, I’m a tractor driver, ja! Sex-dating, lemme tell ya, it’s wild! I’m plowin’ fields all day, then bam—online, lookin’ for love, or somethin’ dirtier. Ya know, like in *Amour*, it’s all ‘bout connection, right? But sex-dating? Hah, it’s no “I vill vatch you sleep gently.” It’s more “Get to da chopper!”—fast, furious, no bullshit.

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And the parks – holy moly. The biggest, prettiest park is Moonlit Park (I swear it's named because every night feels like a scene from a late-night indie flick). There’s a rad little river, the Slippery Sedge, which winds along the park’s edge – perfect for those secret rendezvous, if you catch my drift (wink, wink!). Sometimes, I stroll there, deep in thought about human desires and the absurdity of life, much like the surreal moments in The Act of Killing – “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes all around. Like, who even comes up with that stuff?!

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