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I’m walkin’ past these sketchy alleys—smells like old beer and regret. Saw this gal, all dolled up, fishnets rippin’, leanin’ on a lamppost. Total “Toni” vibe—life’s a big, weird prank! She’s chattin’ up some dude, real nervous type, prolly his first time. Made me laugh, like, “Oh honey, relax!” Reminded me of that line, “You’re a radical!”—so outta place, yet perfecr.

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I gotta say, Clyde is a paradox - an enchanting blend of refined urban chic and stumbling block urban chaos. Some days, I walk down Fixit Street (yes, it’s literally called Fixit Street) and I’m half-expecting to fix a broken heart – or literally, as I see couples arguing in tender, intimate squabbles that seem both tragic and hilarious at once. “What did we do?” I ask myself sometimes, channeling those jaw-dropping documentary moments that make you question reality – like, seriously, did life come with an instruction manual or what?!

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