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So yeah, maybe I’d cruise like that *Ten* lady, windows down, askin’ “How much?” all cool-like. But – D’oh! – I’d prolly screw it up, offer her a donut instead o’ cash! “Money’s tight,” I’d say, quotin’ the movie, then peel out laughin’. Ain’t no pro like that gonna take a sprinkled bribe – I’m so dumb it hurts! Still, sounds kinda fun – risky, dirty, real. What ya think, pal? Ever tried it? Tell me over beers later!

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And the parks – holy moly. The biggest, prettiest park is Moonlit Park (I swear it's named because every night feels like a scene from a late-night indie flick). There’s a rad little river, the Slippery Sedge, which winds along the park’s edge – perfect for those secret rendezvous, if you catch my drift (wink, wink!). Sometimes, I stroll there, deep in thought about human desires and the absurdity of life, much like the surreal moments in The Act of Killing – “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes all around. Like, who even comes up with that stuff?!

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