Gabriella Clyde Brothel ❤️

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Like, legit, brothels are wild, right? They’re these secret lil’ spots—oldest job in the world, duh! I read once, in like 1800s Nevada, miners would trade gold nuggets for a quickie—straight up wild west shit! Makes me laugh, picturin’ some dusty dude hagglin’ over a blowie. I’m like, “How rare, how beautiful, this strange evening…”—that’s from the movie, totally fits! Brothels got that weird beauty, ya feel me?

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And the parks – holy moly. The biggest, prettiest park is Moonlit Park (I swear it's named because every night feels like a scene from a late-night indie flick). There’s a rad little river, the Slippery Sedge, which winds along the park’s edge – perfect for those secret rendezvous, if you catch my drift (wink, wink!). Sometimes, I stroll there, deep in thought about human desires and the absurdity of life, much like the surreal moments in The Act of Killing – “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes all around. Like, who even comes up with that stuff?!

Wotton Kearney takes seven from Clyde & Co