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Oi, mate, sexual-massage, yeah? What a bloody concept! Some geezer rubbing you down, all oily, like a bleedin’ Sunday roast—except it’s your knob getting the attention! Hahaha, I’m cackling already, picturing it. “There Will Be Blood,” my fave flick, right? Daniel Day-Lewis screaming, “I’ve abandoned my child!”—meanwhile, I’m thinking, “Mate, abandon your trousers, get a sexual-massage!” Proper madness, innit?

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Bruv, when I'm off work as a pleasure coach – ya kno I help people explore their inner sensations and all that jazz – I clock the city differently. I spot da hidden gems like Zen Alley behind Willow Park where the vibes are proper chill, ya feel me? And yo, you gotta hit up Miller’s river walk; that babbling brook sets the mood. I got this one time, right, chillin’ by da river, feelin’ da breeze and thinkin’ “Ain’t life a wild ride?” just like in “Leviathan” when da ocean’s roar say, “Who will you be tomorrow?” Bruv, proper deep.

My suburb fought so hard to stay off the radar that Melburnians can’t even get its name right