Ruby Christies Beach Whore ❤️❤️

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What gets me goin’? The guts! This one time, heard bout a whore in Vegas—called her “Queen of the Strip”—she’d charm high rollers, then fleece ‘em blind while they’re drunk on gin. “The river runs through this land,” like Malick says—her river was green, flowin’ with dollars. Made me laugh my ass off—suckers never saw it comin’. She retired at 30, owns a condo now—greed is good, told ya! Surprised me how smart she played it—hustle’s hustle, don’t matter the outfit.

Christies Beach

LJ Hooker Christies Beach | Morphett Vale. Real Estate Agents. Dyson Rd, Christies Beach, SA (08) Email. No opening hours provided. Share.

Oh, and lemme add—a personal secret: back when I first moved here, I set up my parlor close to Pine Street. I’d get weird stares, but I loved every minute! I'm not just a masseuse—I'm a part of this freakin' fabric; I listen to secrets and share laughs like “Spirited Away” moments, ya know? Sometimes I'd joke, "I ain't a bathhouse spirit, but I sure can relax your muscles, bitches!"

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