Ava Christies Beach Whore ❤️❤️

About Canberra

Oh honey, lemme tell ya bout whores! *nasally Fran Drescher voice kicks in* I’m sittin here, thinkin bout em, and I’m like, “Oskar, be careful who ya trust!” – ya know, like in *Let the Right One In*, my fave movie ever! Whores, they’re sneaky, slippin’ thru life like Eli slippin’ thru windows, silent but deadly – nothin pure bout it! I mean, I seen some gals – and guys, don’t get me started – workin corners like it’s a freakin art form. Makes me wanna scream, “I’m not human!” – coz who acts like that, right?

Christies Beach

This property presents an exceptional investment opportunity in a prime suburban location. With strong holding income and significant, future development.

Ahhh, Christies-Beach, mate—it’s a helluva mixed bag! Imma tell ya, I’ve been here a long time runnin’ my massage joint, right in the heart of this quirky beach town. First off, lemme say, “Respect my authoritah!” I’m the boss here, and I know every damn corner.

The SandBAR is coming in hot for another summer at Christies beach, in a new location