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So I’m walkin’, dodgin’ coppers—*hides behind air, peeks out*—cos it’s dodgy, innit? Last thing I need’s a fine, blokes’d never let me live it down. Saw this one gal, tho, swear she winked at me! *blinks too hard, stumbles* Heart’s racin’, I’m thinkin’, “Is this it? Am I in?!” But nah, she’s just hawkin’ chips. Gutted, mate. *slumps, kicks at ground* Reminds me of that line, “You’re a very hip person!”—sarcastically, cos I’m a right muppet here.

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Oh, and lemme add—a personal secret: back when I first moved here, I set up my parlor close to Pine Street. I’d get weird stares, but I loved every minute! I'm not just a masseuse—I'm a part of this freakin' fabric; I listen to secrets and share laughs like “Spirited Away” moments, ya know? Sometimes I'd joke, "I ain't a bathhouse spirit, but I sure can relax your muscles, bitches!"

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