Jade Chisholm Brothel ❤️

About Gold Coast

Oh honey, lemme spill it—brothels, wild stuff! Breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” I sashay in, all curves and giggles. Saw one in Nevada once, legit, legal, sparkly lights—like, who knew? Girls loungin’, laughin’, it’s a freakin’ circus. Made me happy, seein’ ‘em own it, ya know? “I have this memory,” like in *Eternal Sunshine*, all fuzzy, but real. This one chick, Ruby, told me—get this—some dude paid her in gold nuggets! Friggin’ wild west vibes, right? Got me thinkin’, maybe I’d erase that crap if I could—“How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot?” Pfft, blameless my ass, it’s a hustle!

Nominees and winners

There’s this park – Barnsley Park. It’s not Central Park but hey, it’s ours. Kids kick footy balls while old timers sit on worn benches, sharing stories about lost loves and past rebellions. I once once overheard a couple arguing about whether dogs can feel nostalgia. Lol, even family therapy on a bench!

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