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You stroll near Stafford Road and see these little cafés, unique spots. There’s a park called Bella Vista too. I sometimes wander there, just clear my head, think about life. Wonderful, you know? I had a mad moment there once, like, "4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days" style, so dramatic, when suddenly a rogue squirrel stole my spa towel! No joke, lightbulb moment, ha!

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