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I seen one last week, dolled up, struttin near Moe’s. D’oh! She winked at me, I dropped my donut! Made me mad, like, “Why you teasin, lady?!” But also happy – she was kinda hot, heh. Little known fact: back in ’98, Springfield had this whore named Candy who sang opera! Swear to God, heard her beltin “Figaro” while workin the street. Crazy, right? Surprised me like when Viggo Mortensen smashed that dude’s nose in the movie – “You shouldn’t have come back!” – pow!

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Also known as "Chapel Thrill", Chapel Hill is a small piece of heaven on Earth. Home to the Tar Heels (if God isn't a Tar Heel, then why is the sky blue?) and UNC basketball (5 time National .

Brains and relaxation go hand in hand. Every corner of the city hums with history and soul—its cobbled lanes, the echoing laughter from local pubs (hey, there’s a pub on Victoria where the locals dish out the best gossip!). And if you wander near the old library on King’s Row, listen close… you can almost hear the murmurs of the past.

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