Ruby Cessnock Whore ❤️

About Logan City

So, picture this—some chick, let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not? She’s out there, heels clickin’, skirt shorter than my patience with schleppy exes. I’m like, “Oh honey, you’re workin’ harder than that horse pullin’ the cart!”—y’know, from the movie? She’s got this sad, gritty look, like she’s seen too many “days that repeat themselves.” That line kills me! Anyway, Candy’s got stories—once told me ‘bout this guy, paid her in nickels! NICKELS! I was screamin’, “What is this, 1890?!” Made me so mad, I coulda spit! But also—kinda funny, right? *NAAAHAHAHA*

Everything you need along the way

With the amount of Potholes everywhere, it is hard to distinguish Cessnock from the Gaza Strip. The parking around shopping centres is horrendous, and if you are like other Aussies who .

Now, I gotta throw in a shout-out to the local vineyards in the outskirts – the Hunter Valley magic, baby! A quick drive down Vineyard Road and you’re in a wonderland of wineries and emotional revelations. I once had a deep family therapy session there – wine flowing, emotions sparklin’ like the Milky Way – surreal, man!

Homes and cars crushed after severe storm lashes Cessnock