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Argh! I’m ready! Sexual-massage, huh? Oh boy, it’s wild! Me, SpongeBob, loves a good rubdown—wait, what? Not THAT kinda rub! Geez, get yer mind outta Bikini Bottom! Sexual-massage tho, it’s like—WHOA—total relaxation station! I’m talkin’ slippery oils, dim lights, hands goin’ all over! Kinda like in “A Prophet”—y’know, my fave flick—where Malik’s all tense, runnin’ the prison game, and I’m like, “Dude, get a sexual-massage already!” He’d be chill, not killin’ folks!

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I love the cafés down on Tucker Street – not many know about them, they’re secret, so hush hush, ok? They serve the best flat whites that kick-start your morning like a shot of espresso mixed with a dash of irony – just like our kinda love life in the dating scene! And lemme tell ya, creatin’ dating profiles here gives ya a front row seat to the drama: “The past is only a story we tell ourselves” gets posted on every sassy bio.

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