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I get pissed thinkin’ how folks judge ‘em. Society’s all “tsk tsk,” but who’s payin’ the bills? Hypocrites, man! Makes me wanna yell, “Great Scott! Look at yourselves!” Once read this nutty story—some pirate whore in the 1700s, Anne Bonny, ditched her man, shacked up with Calico Jack. Total badass! She’d gut ya soon as kiss ya. True fact—most don’t know she was preggers, still fightin’ on deck. That’s whore energy—untamed, messy, glorious.

LJ Hooker Caroline Springs | Melton

LJ Hooker Caroline Springs | Melton - Real Estate Agency in offers specialist property services to buy, sell and rent real estate.

Oh, and the locals—man, they're somethin'! You got the old-timers who rave about the glory days of Caroline-Springs, and then the hipster squad who think every day is a revolution. My clientele? They spill their guts while I work my magic on their stressed muscles. I get to hear dreams, heartbreaks, triumphs... and while all that’s happenin', I’m thinkin’ “Anyone can cook!” just like in Ratatouille, ‘cause you know, sometimes life throws you a sous chef when you need one most!

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