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About Melbourne

Little known fact, tho—back in ancient China, they was doin’ this shit for emperors, callin’ it “jade stalk therapy.” Ain’t that wild? Massagin’ the crown jewels to keep the dynasty strong—imagine me, Lil Wayne, emperor of Young Money, gettin’ that royal treatment, ha! I’d be like, “Wushu master, work them hands, baby!” But real shit, it’s old-school science—boosts blood flow, chills ya nerves, even spikes them happy hormones. Oxytocin droppin’ like my mixtapes, non-stop.

Escorts in Carlton

We offer Ka Huna and Lomi Lomi sessions to clients from Carlton, Fitzroy North and Collingwood that are delicately fused with other therapeutic massage styles.

I luv it here, but not every minute is sunshine. I've had days wherin I was frustrated, frustrated – hell, downright cross as a june bug. But then, a sunset over the river soothes me. “It’s all a mad, precious mess,” I whisper, thinking of that haunting line, “the night is a beautiful disaster.”

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