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Biggest shocker? It’s ancient as fuck—Tantra folks been doin’ it forever. Not just sexy shit, either—spiritual vibes, connectin’ bodies and souls. Kinda cool, but I’d still mock it. “Oh, enlighten me with your sacred gropin’!” Ha! Still, gets me thinkin’—maybe there’s somethin’ to it. Not that I’d tell you if I tried it—everybody lies, remember? Anyway, sexual-massage—messy, hot, weird as hell. Love it, hate it, can’t ignore it. Now limp off and ponder that, genius.

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We offer a variety of packages, including couple’s massage (1 at a time), lessons in self-pleasure, partner massage and lessons around connection and kink to suit your specific needs and .

Some lesser-known spots: there’s this bomb little cafe on Millview Lane, serving the dankest flat whites and brewin' up stories. They got this quirky mural outside—it’s like art from some alternate dimension, sayin’ “time flows like cream in coffee!” Random, right? But it’s these lil’ details that make my day brighter, just like those surreal short scenes in that flick, where nothing’s ever too clear but everything is cool.

A Cycle around Newry as Carlingford Lough Greenway nears completion