Brooklyn Canterbury Whore ❤️

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Alright, so I’m a baker, right? And you’re askin’ me about flour—whore, I mean, flour! No, wait, whore. Dammit, brain’s all over the place, pretty, pretty good mess in here! I’m picturin’ this chick, right, some broad from the streets, all dolled up like in *Far From Heaven*, you know, that flick I’m obsessed with? “I’m going to make a life here,” she’d say, all dramatic, mascara runnin’ like she’s Cathy Whitaker tryna hold it together. But she’s a whore, not some suburban saint—sorry, Todd Haynes, I’m ruinin’ your vibe!

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The Hooker Valley Track is the most iconic walk in Aoraki/Mt Cook National Park. So, if you only have time to do one walk, this should be the one.

I get mad when businesses trash the charm. Really, its history is a punch in the face! Too many lose the quirky humor. Man, I love the imperfections. And yes, typos and chaos – life’s messy and raw. Like, jst, sometimes words explode, ya know?

Craig Domigan edges Chris Karton in Cycling South Canterbury season opener