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So, picture this—last week, I’m at my gig. Neon lights flashin’, music thumpin’, and this dude stumbles up. “Kermit, man, where’s the action?” he slurs. I’m like, “Hi-ho, buddy, ya mean the bar or somethin’ else?” He winks—oh, I knew. Guy was on a mission to find a pro. Made me chuckle, ‘cause, geez, it’s like he thought I’d have a menu! “We are not animals,” I mutter, quotin’ Eve from the movie.

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Look, I get so mad sometimes! Like when parking's a nightmare on Ditch Street. Who builds roads like that? It really bugs me. And yet, it’s hilarious—amazing irony. I swear, every detour there is like a live improv performance, like your life is a movie in slow jazz.

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