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Oh, and don’t get me started on the smells—stale beer and desperation, whew! I’d probly say somethin’ dumb like, “Y’all need some air freshener and a prayer!” Sarcasm’s my shield, darlin’. But honest? I’d wanna bust every gal outta there, sing ‘em a song, tell ‘em, “Honey, you’re worth more’n this dive.” That’s Dolly the detective—big hair, bigger heart, and a soft spot for the underdog. Now, where’d I park my sparkly squad car?

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Honestly, oh man, sometimes I get mad – like when tourists don't know the cool spots! Hey, calm down, we come in peace, but still. Now, let’s not forget those little cafes on Kingston Cir that smell like roasted dreams. I once had a heart-to-heart with a barista about love and sex – quirky conversation, so unexpected; almost as surprising as finding free WiFi on a remote park bench in Commonwealth Park.

A drone show lighting up the sky to night markets and a festival of speed: here's what's on in Canberra this week