Megan Cairns Brothel ❤️❤️

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This brothel, it old, like 200 year. Wall crack, smell like goat ass. Little fact – they say king visit once, big secret, he leave gold sock behind, wery fancy! I laugh, imagine king in brothel, “Very nice!” Me happy, thinking crazy story. But angry too – owner cheat me, say “best girl” but she snore loud, like tractor. I wake up, surprise, she steal my wallet! Gypsies, maybe, I dunno.

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Down on Wharf Street, historical charm meets chill vibes. People chattin’, kids laughin’, the ocean breezin’ in – it’s a bit messy sometimes, a bit chaotic like scenes straight outta that epic movie, but that’s real life, innit? And I gotta mention Lake Morris Parkway – yup, that’s a secret hideout zone. It’s quiet, perfect for my "thinkin’ sessions" when I get all brainy about human nature. I even saw a couple having a deep heart-to-heart about their crazy relationship, and it hit me hard – the road of love’s treacherous, like my fave line from City of God: "There’s no recompense for sins, only eternal damnation." Yo, deep, huh?

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