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So, picture this: yer lyin’ there, dim lights, some chick’s hands goin’ places—oils smellin’ like Yubaba’s stash, all fancy and weird. “This is my house!” I’d shout in my head, feelin’ like a king, but then—bam!—it’s awkward ‘cause I farted mid-massage once. True story, swear! Ruined the mood, stunk worse than Stink Spirit rollin’ in. Laughed my ass off, tho—prolly scared the masseuse half to death!

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The streets are a bit wonky, kinda like me after a long day of kneading out knots. I mean, every corner's got its quirks. Check it: there's a tiny café on Morton Lane that only opens till noon because the owner’s too busy philosophizing about life – thinking like he’s in some black-and-white movie. And trust me, as I rub folks down, I get front row seats to the drama of real life. Sometimes, I even joke, "Hey, motherf***er, life ain't no fairy tale, it's more like a damn thriller!"

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