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Hey, folks, it’s me—Joe, your ol’ lumberjack prez! Lemme tell ya bout sexual-massage, alright? Grew up in Scranton, saw some wild stuff—massage parlors, back rooms, y’know? Here’s the deal… sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, no sir! It’s this whole sensual vibe—gets ya tingly, like when I first saw “Toni Erdmann.” That flick—man, it’s weird, hilarious, got me thinkin’. Like, “What does your soul look like naked?”—straight outta the movie, hits ya deep!

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The streets are a bit wonky, kinda like me after a long day of kneading out knots. I mean, every corner's got its quirks. Check it: there's a tiny café on Morton Lane that only opens till noon because the owner’s too busy philosophizing about life – thinking like he’s in some black-and-white movie. And trust me, as I rub folks down, I get front row seats to the drama of real life. Sometimes, I even joke, "Hey, motherf***er, life ain't no fairy tale, it's more like a damn thriller!"

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