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About Melbourne

Rarrgh! Gets me goin’, seein’ folks happy, relaxed. But damn, some creeps online—pisses me off! Ask for weird crap, no respect. Had this one guy—wanted a massage with a Wookiee growl. Told him, “Rarrgh! I’m no toy, punk!” Kicked his ass off my stream. Still, love the gig—makes me roar with joy! Little secret? In Thailand, they mix it with herbs—smells insane, works better. Surprised me first time—thought they’d drug me, lol.

Call to book

The streets are a bit wonky, kinda like me after a long day of kneading out knots. I mean, every corner's got its quirks. Check it: there's a tiny café on Morton Lane that only opens till noon because the owner’s too busy philosophizing about life – thinking like he’s in some black-and-white movie. And trust me, as I rub folks down, I get front row seats to the drama of real life. Sometimes, I even joke, "Hey, motherf***er, life ain't no fairy tale, it's more like a damn thriller!"

State of the art new health building planned for Cairns North